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Humorous Quotes on Lipy - Page 2

Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up.

-- Muhammad Ali

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn\'t met me yet.

-- Rodney Dangerfield

And God said, \'Let there be light\' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

-- Spike Mulligan

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

-- Ron White

"My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada."

-- Ellen DeGeneres
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First they ignore you
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You have got it
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It is during our darkest moments
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Love somebody
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You only need someone to accept you completely
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Work out
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To get the full value of joy
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Peacekeeper
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When the perishable has been clothed with the imperishable
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Must make it
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second love
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If you think it's hard
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To get the full value of joy
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It is during our darkest moments
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Peacekeeper
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Love somebody
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Work out
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Character
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Must make it
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