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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That\'s relativity.
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Albert Einstein
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"I can\'t decide whether I\'m a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I\'m a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that\'s how I know I\'m a woman!"
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Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.
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Al Bundy
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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Will Rogers
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Don\'t send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.
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P. J. O\'Rourke
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