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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn\'t met me yet.
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Rodney Dangerfield
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And God said, \'Let there be light\' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Spike Mulligan
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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Ron White
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"I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time."
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Custom, that is before all law; Nature, that is above all art.
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Samuel Daniel
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