I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn\'t met me yet.

And God said, \'Let there be light\' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

"I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time."

Custom, that is before all law; Nature, that is above all art.