Funny Quotes on Lipy
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That\'s relativity.
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Albert Einstein
Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.
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Al Bundy
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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Will Rogers
Don\'t send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.
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P. J. O\'Rourke
Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up.
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Muhammad Ali
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