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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That\'s relativity.

-- Albert Einstein

Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.

-- Al Bundy

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

-- Will Rogers

Don\'t send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.

-- P. J. O\'Rourke

Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up.

-- Muhammad Ali
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First they ignore you
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You have got it
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It is during our darkest moments
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Love somebody
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You only need someone to accept you completely
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To get the full value of joy
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Peacekeeper
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When the perishable has been clothed with the imperishable
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Peacekeeper
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