Being in a relationship isn’t about the kissing, the dates, or the showing off
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That\'s relativity.
Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.
Don\'t send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.