I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn\'t met me yet.
And God said, \'Let there be light\' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country."
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
"My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada."