One\'s first love is always perfect until one meets one\'s second love.

"If you were half as funny as you think you are, you\'d be twice as funny as you are now."

"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country."

"I can\'t decide whether I\'m a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I\'m a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that\'s how I know I\'m a woman!"